2024 Classic: The Harry

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue09/27/2007 13:10Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@BBS_Sysop02/11/2005 17:24Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@StarWars_Nerd10/28/2008 03:35The farce is strong with this one!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/29/2003 20:41I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Rewritable_CD02/25/2015 03:52I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/20/2005 13:34Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Beanie_Campbell04/18/2001 18:19True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Hide_The_Pain_H03/07/2000 12:37I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Anonymous_User09/03/2015 21:46We are many. We are laughing.