2019 Vintage: The Exercise
“I bought a Peloton.” “Are you fit yet?” “No, but my clothes look very expensive hanging on the handlebars.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Exercise
2017 Archive: The It (Pennywise)
I saw a clown in a sewer today. It was a “drain”-ing experience, but he really “floated” my boat. Part of the 117 Classic Punny… Read More »2017 Archive: The It (Pennywise)
2017 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2017
Why were we so ready for 2018? Because we were holding our Switches, checking our Bitcoin wallets, and hoping that “Despacito” would finally stop playing… Read More »2017 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2017
2016 Vintage: The Fifth Harmony Fan
“You don’t gotta go to work… but you do gotta change the bulb.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Fifth Harmony Fan
2014 Classic: John Wick Premiere
Why shouldn’t you touch the dog? Because Keanu Reeves taught the world that if you kill a puppy for the wrong guy, the entire Russian… Read More »2014 Classic: John Wick Premiere
2013 Classic: The Exercise
“I started ‘CrossFit’.” “How do you feel?” “I don’t know, I haven’t told enough people about it yet to feel the benefits.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Exercise
2013 Legacy: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Bank Vault
2013 Legacy: The Coaster
A guy tries to use the coaster to scan a QR code. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Coaster
2012 Legacy: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my last meal. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The “Titanium” David Guetta
Sia’s voice is literally indestructible. This song is the 2011 anthem of resilience. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Titanium” David Guetta