2017 Archive: The It (Pennywise)

I saw a clown in a sewer today. It was a “drain”-ing experience, but he really “floated” my boat.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

@Finding_Nemo_Dory07/27/2007 08:33Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Pizza_Pizza_9905/05/2000 02:20Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Wrestling_Nut01/20/2009 05:00Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo01/02/2004 17:09Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@PeanutButter_J03/28/2002 16:40It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Nyan_Cat_Space05/08/2010 06:55Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Selfie_King_0503/04/2013 03:08Taking a photo of me laughing!