2013 Legacy: The Bank Vault

Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because he Neverlands.read more »

In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

@Backstreet_Fan09/17/2011 10:51I want it that way... the funny way!

@Clueless_Dionne01/14/2001 09:11Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Uncle_Rico_9809/11/2002 13:02I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Guestbook_Signer08/16/2013 06:56Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Filter_Fanatic09/30/2010 04:42This joke looks better with a sepia filter.