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2006 Archive: The Night at the Museum Security Guard

 They don’t change the bulb; they just wait for the flashlight to come to life.

Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Fan05/09/2001 21:12Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@SimCity_Mayor07/28/1997 14:45Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Kernel_Panic_9801/05/2004 02:15This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Emule_Donkey11/16/2008 02:22Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Rocket_Power_9912/13/2015 00:30We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/09/2007 01:38Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Star_Wars_Kid03/03/1999 07:25I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Infoseek_Explorer11/14/2015 22:06Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Homestar_Runner01/20/2011 22:57That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut03/06/2011 19:19My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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