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2013 Classic: The Exercise

“I started ‘CrossFit’.” “How do you feel?” “I don’t know, I haven’t told enough people about it yet to feel the benefits.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Vitamin
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2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0
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The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid12/15/2006 07:39Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Flash_Player_Fan01/20/2009 01:08Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Incredibles_Dash08/22/2014 12:37That was super fast and super funny!
@Agent_Smith_0104/23/1999 21:10It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Ring_Member_9803/01/2015 17:13Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Safari_Surfer11/13/2000 07:37A wild laugh appeared!

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