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2017 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2017

 Why were we so ready for 2018? Because we were holding our Switches, checking our Bitcoin wallets, and hoping that “Despacito” would finally stop playing at the stroke of midnight.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_User10/07/2015 02:25Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan07/28/1998 02:03I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Talladega_N_R01/02/2011 01:19If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Digg_Submitter_0511/21/2012 13:23Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Pwnage_King01/07/2004 07:26Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Trogdor_Burn02/11/2013 19:58Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@David_After_Dent08/06/1997 02:20Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Facepalm_Master11/15/2006 07:20I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Rage_Comic_Fan12/27/1995 07:12FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@Streamer_Pro_9907/08/1995 14:42Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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