Why was the old Nokia crying? Because 2025 was the year the last “brick” phone officially became a paperweight, ending an era of 30-day battery life.
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Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!