A dog plays basketball. In 1997, we didn’t ask “how?”, we just asked “when is the sequel?”
Part of the 59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.