2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses “Capture”

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started treating every grocery store run like a live-streamed reality show just in case.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

My AI now has a voice that is so flirtatious and helpful it’s ma...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

I have three different apps to read the same angry people. 2024 ...read more »

@Pentium_Power10/04/2014 11:11My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Mainframe_Manny03/15/1995 03:39Old school processing, new school laughs.

@RoboCop_9002/13/2011 04:56Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Butthead_Uhhh04/07/2009 12:10Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Mobile_Web_0108/20/2013 11:26Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

@Wall_Post_Hero06/10/2015 22:46Posting this to my own wall right now!