Why was she so excited about books? Because 2012 was the peak of “Gersberms,” proving that a retainer and a stack of Goosebumps is the recipe for internet immortality.
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1. 2008 Vintage: Barack Obama’s Victory
Why was everyone shouting "Yes We Can"? Because after a campaign fueled by "Hope" and "Change," ... read more »
Why was everyone shouting "Yes We Can"? Because after a campaign fueled by "Hope" and "Change," ... read more »
2. 2013 Legacy: The Launch of the “Billion Dollar” Instagram Sale (Aftermath)
Why was everyone still taking photos of lattes? Because we realized that Facebook owning our mem... read more »
Why was everyone still taking photos of lattes? Because we realized that Facebook owning our mem... read more »
3. 2011 Vintage: The Launch of “Cards Against Humanity”
Why were we so mean? Because a Kickstarter project gave us a "party game for horrible people," a... read more »
Why were we so mean? Because a Kickstarter project gave us a "party game for horrible people," a... read more »
4. 2008 Vintage: The Lehman Brothers Bankruptcy
Why was Monday so "Black"? Because a 158-year-old bank vanished overnight, reminding us that not... read more »
Why was Monday so "Black"? Because a 158-year-old bank vanished overnight, reminding us that not... read more »
5. 2009 Classic: The Kanye vs. Taylor Incident
Why did he let her finish? Because at the VMAs, Kanye West decided that Beyoncé had "one of the ... read more »
Why did he let her finish? Because at the VMAs, Kanye West decided that Beyoncé had "one of the ... read more »
6. 2006 Legacy: The Launch of Spotify (Company)
Why was Sweden so quiet? Because Daniel Ek started a company that would eventually make sure we ... read more »
Why was Sweden so quiet? Because Daniel Ek started a company that would eventually make sure we ... read more »
7. 2006 Classic: The Launch of Intel Macs
Why was the "Bong" still there? Because Apple switched to Intel processors, making it possible t... read more »
Why was the "Bong" still there? Because Apple switched to Intel processors, making it possible t... read more »
8. 2007 Vintage: The Launch of Android (Announcement)
Why was the robot green? Because Google realized that if Apple had a phone, they needed one too—... read more »
Why was the robot green? Because Google realized that if Apple had a phone, they needed one too—... read more »
9. 2007 Classic: The Launch of Rock Band
Why did we need more plastic? Because Guitar Hero wasn't enough—we needed a drum kit, a micropho... read more »
Why did we need more plastic? Because Guitar Hero wasn't enough—we needed a drum kit, a micropho... read more »
10. 2010 Archive: The Launch of Uber (UberCab)
Why were we getting into cars with strangers? Because a "black car" app launched in San Francisc... read more »
Why were we getting into cars with strangers? Because a "black car" app launched in San Francisc... read more »
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