Why was the speaker listening? Because Jeff Bezos decided we needed someone in the kitchen to order pizza the moment she heard us loudly complaining about being hungry.
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To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!