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2012 Classic: Django Unchained

 Why was the “D” silent? Because Quentin Tarantino gave us a Western with a lot of blood, a lot of style, and Leonardo DiCaprio finally proving he can be a world-class villain.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner06/10/2013 05:29Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@MIRC_Ghost07/07/2007 04:44Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter11/18/1996 19:07The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Matrix_Rebel05/18/2001 09:25I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Java_Applet_User06/29/1997 11:45This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Skate_Or_Die_9903/28/2011 00:41Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Trinity_Matrix03/04/1998 10:03Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@ODP_Editor_9906/04/2011 13:10Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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