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2013 Classic: The Red Wedding (TV Event)

 Why was everyone on Twitter screaming? Because Game of Thrones proved that weddings are much more dangerous than actual battles, and that “The Rains of Castamere” is a terrible song for a party.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg09/08/2010 06:48I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Married_With_Kids11/04/1996 04:22Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@RoboCop_9005/15/2009 04:55Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Old_School_Frank06/21/2010 19:14We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Ancient_Aliens_G02/07/2006 11:24I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

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