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2014 Vintage: Destiny (The Launch)

 Why were we shooting at a cave? Because the most expensive game of the year turned out to be a simulator for standing in front of a hole in a rock hoping for a purple item.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2014 “Selfie & Space-Time” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy05/22/2012 03:35Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@WebTV_Viewer10/06/2012 18:49Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Linux_Kernel_0.106/16/2015 11:18Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@PowerRanger_Red02/01/2014 03:13It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@SpiceGirls_Fan12/29/1999 12:11Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@The_Mask_Smokin02/02/2008 12:54P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Toy_Story_Woody09/25/2007 13:33There is a joke in my boot!
@Overclocker_Pro06/28/2010 11:26My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Napster_Search01/25/2005 17:39Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@DragonBall_Z_G08/25/2007 08:40His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

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