Why were we shooting at a cave? Because the most expensive game of the year turned out to be a simulator for standing in front of a hole in a rock hoping for a purple item.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2014 “Selfie & Space-Time” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
There is a joke in my boot!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!