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2012 Archive: The Launch of Vine

 Why only six seconds? Because in 2012, we realized our attention spans were shrinking, and we needed our comedy delivered in the time it takes to sneeze.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic06/04/1999 04:17This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@SpaceJam_Fan03/14/2005 19:34Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@SpiderMan_Tobey03/14/2002 07:01With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Frasier_Crane04/19/2012 01:18I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Bluetooth_Bot11/04/2009 20:59Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/21/2000 06:50The Dude abides... this joke.
@Green_Day_Fan02/09/1999 18:23Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@WordPress_Fan_0308/08/2008 10:44The best thing since version 1.0!
@Joe_Cartoon_G02/27/2007 19:28Press the button for more humor!
@Boxxy_Queen10/04/1997 01:35I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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