Why did everyone buy tape for their webcams? Because a guy with a laptop in Hong Kong proved that the “NSA” was basically the world’s creepiest stalker, watching our every move and reading our terrible emails.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2015 Legacy: The Launch of Periscope
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2013 Vintage: The Launch of the "Smartwatch" (Pebble)
Why was my wrist vibrating? Because the first real smartwatch hi...read more »
2014 Classic: UberPool Launch
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2015 Vintage: The Launch of the iPad Pro
Why was it so big? Because Apple decided that professionals need...read more »
2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Phenomenon
Why did the game disappear? Because the creator couldn't handle ...read more »
32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen & Transformation” Edition
In 2007, the world officially went "multi-touch." It was the year...read more »
2014 Archive: Shovel Knight
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2015 Classic: The Launch of the "Force Touch" Trackpad
Why didn't it click? Because Apple replaced the physical button ...read more »
2014 Legacy: Landing on a Comet (Rosetta Mission)
Why was it a success? Because humanity landed a probe on a speed...read more »
2012 Classic: Django Unchained
Why was the "D" silent? Because Quentin Tarantino gave us a West...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
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