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2015 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2015

 Why were we so ready for 2016? Because we had seen Pluto, we had seen the Force awaken, and we were pretty sure that 2016 was going to be a “normal” and “quiet” year. (Narrator: Oh boy, were they wrong.)

Part of the 36 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2015 “Golden-Blue & Force Awakens” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Disk_Hero03/11/1995 15:35I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter01/01/2004 20:10My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Inkjet_Printers12/01/2005 09:49Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@SoundBlaster_AWE03/16/2006 10:38Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Captain_Obvious10/01/1995 18:53This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Wall_Post_Hero01/21/1999 22:05Posting this to my own wall right now!

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