What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer:…
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer: Boo-berry pie!
2025 Archive: The “Subscription” Presents
Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn’t buy a toy; you bought a “3-Month Access Pass” to a digital experience that requires a… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Subscription” Presents
2025 Classic: André 3000’s Flute
Why was he nominated for Album of the Year? To prove that you can stop rapping, pick up a piece of wood, and still be… Read More »2025 Classic: André 3000’s Flute
2024 Legacy: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Alarm Clock
2023 Legacy: The Steph Curry 50-Point Game 7
Why was Sacramento so quiet? Because Steph dropped 50 in a clincher, reminding everyone that the “Splash Brother” era isn’t over until he says it… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Steph Curry 50-Point Game 7
2023 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught using the digital screen-annotation brush to draw funny shapes over the teacher’s face… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2022 Archive: Silk Sonic’s Victory Lap
Why did they win Record and Song of the Year? Because Bruno Mars and Anderson .Paak decided that 1974 was the best year for music… Read More »2022 Archive: Silk Sonic’s Victory Lap
2021 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone of an old, faded baptismal certificate received via thermal fax before the purple ink… Read More »2021 Archive: The Thermal Fax Preservation
2021 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2022 Hybrid Manifesto” into a 128GB stick. Part of the 75 Office Groaners: The 2021 “Great… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Digital Voice Recorder
2020 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Recording his 2021 Re-opening Plan” into a 64GB stick. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social… Read More »2020 Classic: The Digital Voice Recorder