Why was he nominated for Album of the Year? To prove that you can stop rapping, pick up a piece of wood, and still be more influential than everyone else in the building.
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🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Joni Mitchell Performance
Why was it so quiet? Because when a 80-year-old legend sings "Bot...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why JAGUAR II? Because Victoria Monét’s soul is as sleek and powe...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016 “To Pimp A Butterfly & Taylor’s Revenge” Edition
In 2016, the 58th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in tension. Ke...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Metal Performance
Why "72 Seasons" by Metallica? Because the Academy has a standing...read more »
2024 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? (See: Killer Mike’s afternoon s...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Dave Chappelle? Because he’s the only person who can win a Gr...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Recording
Why "Rumble"? Because Skrillex, Fred again.. and Flowdan made a t...read more »
36 Grammy Jokes: The 2002 “Songs in A Minor & Bluegrass Takeover” Edition
In 2002, the 44th Grammy Awards felt like a massive family reunio...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Musical Theater Album
Why Merrily We Roll Along? Because the Grammys love a Broadway co...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2001 “Steely Dan’s Heist & Marshall’s Mathers” Edition
In 2001, the 43rd Grammy Awards proved that the Academy still lov...read more »
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36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The Suburbs & Gaga’s Egg” Edition
In 2011, the 53rd Grammy Awards were the ultimate "Hipster Reveng...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why "Ghost in the Machine"? Because SZA and Phoebe Bridgers are t...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Producer
Why Dan Nigro? Because he’s the secret architect behind every "sa...read more »
38 Grammy Jokes: The 2010 “Single Ladies & Fearless Records” Edition
In 2010, the 52nd Grammy Awards were a battle of the titans. Beyo...read more »
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This site is never finished... with humor!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
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