Why was it so quiet? Because when a 80-year-old legend sings “Both Sides Now” from a throne, you don’t cheer—at first, you just realize you’re witnessing a miracle.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I see you... laughing!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.