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2025 Archive: Beyoncé’s AOTY Glory

Why did Cowboy Carter win Album of the Year? Because after 20 years of waiting, the Academy finally realized that if they didn’t give her the big one, Jay-Z might actually bring a folding chair to the stage next time.

Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2025 “Cowboy Carter & The Kendrick Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
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2025 Classic: Best Americana Album
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2024 Archive: Taylor’s History Lesson
Why did Midnights win Album of the Year? Because Taylor Swift dec...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sabrina’s Espresso Shot
Why did "Espresso" win Best Pop Solo? Because Sabrina Carpenter b...read more »
2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
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2025 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why did Short n' Sweet win? Because Sabrina Carpenter proved that...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Rap Album
Why MICHAEL? Because Killer Mike made an album so personal and po...read more »
2025 Archive: Taylor’s Presentation
Why was Taylor Swift the most relaxed person there? Because after...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Dave Chappelle? Because he’s the only person who can win a Gr...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord12/12/2000 13:20Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Burning_CDs12/01/1998 00:29I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@BBS_Sysop03/11/2001 11:17Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Winamp_Playlist06/12/2012 03:28Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Footloose_Ren03/19/2003 17:58Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Tina_Eat_Food04/08/2005 11:06Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Philosoraptor_X10/19/1999 22:21If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Tuenti_Specialist08/24/2012 23:49A classic from the Spanish web too!

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