“Why isn’t our life like a movie?” “Because in movies, the guy doesn’t spend 20 minutes deciding which type of cheese to buy.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I feel the need... the need for comedy!
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This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
RT if you think this is funny!