2015 Legacy: The Minions

A guy orders a “Banana Daiquiri” and giggles. The bartender sighs, “Too much yellow this year. Way too much yellow.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

@WebSurfer_X10/31/1996 14:46Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Sid_Meier_Fan12/27/2015 19:34Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Scream_Ghostface11/18/2010 07:33Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Neo_The_One10/10/2000 15:50I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Goosebumps_Kid12/04/1996 20:18Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Baxter_The_Dog07/23/2004 15:07Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Top_List_Winner12/19/1995 21:31Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@LiveJournal_Deep06/13/2003 05:40Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost01/27/2006 17:45Laughing at the security of my own ribs!