2024 Vintage: The Scared Elephant

Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Netscape_Ninja08/23/2011 17:02Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Flash_Animator02/22/2005 07:38I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Fresh_Prince_9010/31/2000 06:47In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Kernel_Panic_9805/20/2007 03:19This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Courage_Dog03/16/2001 08:46The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!