2023 Archive: The Mario Movie Fan

One, but they have to eat a mushroom to reach the ceiling.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad03/31/2001 16:25Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Zoolander_Blue03/07/2015 12:36Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@MIRC_Ghost06/01/2009 16:18Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Frasier_Crane10/17/2012 10:01I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Emule_Donkey08/01/2014 23:36Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Fred_Channel_0604/09/1996 16:25HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!