Why did the meal end so abruptly? Because the family was preparing for the final season and practiced “cutting to black” right in the middle of Grandpa’s story.
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Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
No way! That’s too much!