Why wouldn’t the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda released a space game and he was busy building a ship that looked exactly like a giant drumstick.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!