Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with giant tumblers didn’t die, and now even the toddlers were hydrated enough to survive a week in the Sahara.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »
2023 Vintage: Starfield
Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
But you have heard of this joke!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!