What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving morning? “You look a little stuffed today!” The turkey replied, “Well, at least I’m not going to be jellied and served on the side like you!” They argued back and forth until the stuffing finally stepped in and said, “You two need to squash it before dinner gets cold.”
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Turkey
Why did Dad "print" the bird instead of roasting it? Because 2025...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "1-2 Buckle My Shoe" Remix
Why were the kids singing about footwear? Because an old nursery ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!