Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon about a house sale broke their hearts more than the actual real estate market.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Planet of the Bass" Song
Why didn't the lyrics make sense? Because "Life, it never die" wa...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
2023 Vintage: Starfield
Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I see you... laughing!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
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Actually, it IS a cool story!