Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because “Longevity Supplements” became the new multivitamins, and now it’s hard to tell who is the child and who is the grandparent.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
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Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because "Pest...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
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Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »
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Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
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Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!