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2025 Classic: Robot Pets

Why was the dog so metallic? Because “Cyber-Pooch 2.0” doesn’t shed, doesn’t bark at the mailman, and has a built-in air fryer in its chest for small snacks.

Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes01/08/2015 14:09Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Buffy_Fan9706/12/2002 21:50Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Seinfeld_George03/11/1995 07:28What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Web_Master_Flex02/07/2015 17:13I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink01/12/2008 04:10I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Weird_Science_G07/07/2009 08:40We created a monster... of a joke!
@Leave_Britney_A06/24/2005 14:56Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Confused_Travolta10/26/1997 01:17Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@PopUp_Blocker_X06/10/1998 03:39I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@GG_WP_9811/02/2014 23:14Good game, well played. This is a winner.

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