Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have the guts!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the soccer player bring...
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To t...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
What did one plate say to...
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, if you weren't saying "Sksksk" and "And I oop—", you wer...read more »
Why couldn’t the pony sing a...
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
Answer: Because it was a l...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dragon Warrior” Edition
In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »
Why don’t teddy bears ever get...
Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry?
Answer: Because they’re a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why was the broom late? Answer:...
Why was the broom late?
Answer: It swept in!read more »
How do you organize a space...
How do you organize a space party?
Answer: You planet!read more »
Why was the math book sad?...
Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many probl...read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!