Why did the soccer player bring…

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To tie the score!

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@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/25/2006 13:55Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Android_Bot_9908/16/2002 01:55Beep boop. Humor recognized.