52 Kids Jokes: The 2015 “Inside Out & Star Wars Return” Edition

In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and learned that being “Sadness” is actually okay. It was the year of Minions (the movie!), the debut of Miraculous Ladybug, and the time when every kid was trying to master the “Whip/Nae Nae” dance.

The 2015 Top 10: The “Feelings & Force” Hits

1. The Inside Out Logic: Why did Joy go to school? To make sure everyone had “high-five” emotions!
2. The Star Wars Return: Why did Kylo Ren cross the road? To finish what his grandfather started… on the other side.
3. The Minions Movie: Why do Minions like to work for Gru? Because the pay is “bananas”!
4. The Dress Mystery: Why did the kid wear a blue dress to school? Half the class thought it was white and gold, so he got away with a uniform violation.
5. The Jurassic World Escape: Why was the Indominus Rex so bad at cards? Because she always tried to “cheat-a” (cheetah) but was actually just a raptor.
6. The SpongeBob: Sponge Out of Water: Why did SpongeBob go to the surface? He heard the air was “fin-tastic” and wanted to try being a superhero.
7. The Peanuts Movie: Why did Snoopy go to the computer? To keep an eye on his “blog” (bark-log).
8. The Ant-Man Power: Why was Ant-Man so good at cleaning? Because he never missed the “tiny” details.
9. The Hotel Transylvania 2: Why did Drac’s grandson go to the dentist? Because he was a “little” long in the tooth.
10. The Descendants Vibe: Why did the villain’s kid do so well in math? Because she knew all the “evil” exponents.

The Full 2015 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at using emojis? A “Smile-asaurus.”
12. Why did the tablet go to the doctor? It had a “touch” of the flu.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.