Why did the golfer bring an…

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case he got a hole in one!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »

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What did one volcano say to the other? Answer: “I lava you!”read more »

In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »

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In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Answer: Because she got ca...read more »

@CRT_Brightness01/01/1995 19:58I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Buffy_Summers_9703/22/1999 09:35Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Donny_V_ShutUp07/25/1998 04:49Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Bill_Nye_Fan02/04/1995 18:29Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/21/1997 01:16Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Orange_Mocha_F02/26/2000 10:13Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Brennan_Huff_X09/21/2005 06:43I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Harambe_Memories10/14/2012 08:46Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).