54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition

In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding the Storm. It was the year of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, the debut of Black Panther (Wakanda Forever!), and the era when everyone was practicing their “Orange Justice” moves in the school hallway.

The 2018 Top 10: The “Victory Royale & Snap” Hits

1. The Fortnite Logic: Why did the kid bring a pencil to the Fortnite match? Because he wanted to “draw” a Victory Royale!
2. The Thanos Snap: Why was Thanos so bad at making omelets? Because every time he snapped his fingers, he lost half his eggs.
3. The Incredibles 2 Return: Why did Jack-Jack go to the library? Because he heard they had a lot of “super-natural” stories.
4. The Black Panther Power: Why did T’Challa never get lost? Because Wakanda was always “forever” in his heart (and on his GPS).
5. The Spider-Verse Twist: Why did Miles Morales bring a notebook to the fight? To keep track of all the different “web-sites” he visited.
6. The Yanny vs. Laurel: Why did the teacher fail the class? Because half heard “A” and the other half heard “F.”
7. The Ralph Breaks the Internet: Why did Ralph go to the Wi-Fi router? He heard it was the best place to find some “strong” connections.
8. The Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom: Why don’t dinosaurs use Alexa? Because they’re extinct… and Alexa doesn’t speak “Roar.”
9. The Backpack Kid Legacy: Why did the boy floss at lunch? He wanted to make sure his dance moves were as “clean” as his teeth.
10. The Grinch (2018): Why did the Grinch love the year 2018? Because with all the internet memes, he had so much more stuff to steal.

The Full 2018 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at Fortnite? A “Floss-asaurus.”
12. Why did the tablet go to the gym? It wanted to improve its “data-strength.”
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.