Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she will let ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition
In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »
Why was the math book sad?...
Why was the math book sad?
Answer: Because it had too many probl...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
What did one volcano say to...
What did one volcano say to the other?
Answer: “I lava you!”read more »
How do you make a hot...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Answer: Take away its chair!read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Mushroom Kingdom” Edition
In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & Fellowship” Edition
In 2001, every kid was waiting for an owl to bring their school l...read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
How do you organize a space...
How do you organize a space party?
Answer: You planet!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2014 “Everything is Awesome” Edition
In 2014, the peak of technology was taking a "selfie" (the word o...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, the world changed because we could finally upload our ow...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
A joke for the end of the world.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
M’lady... this joke is superb.