How do you make a hot…

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Answer: Take away its chair!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: Because it felt cru...read more »

In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »

In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »

In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they...read more »

Why did the tomato turn red? Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »

In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »

What do you call a snowman in summer? Answer: A puddle!read more »

What kind of car does a Jedi drive? Answer: A Toy-Yoda!read more »

In 2011, the ultimate magic happened as the Deathly Hallows ...read more »

Why was the math book sad? Answer: Because it had too many probl...read more »

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, ...read more »

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Answer: Because the chicken...read more »

In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »

@Hotmail_Original02/18/2012 14:24Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Winamp_Playlist01/20/2004 18:38Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Project_Mayhem07/01/2000 21:17Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Fargo_Marge02/17/1997 00:49Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Animorphs_X05/03/2014 17:35I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Party_On_Garth09/09/2014 23:40I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Last_Commenter07/22/2002 13:47Saving the best laugh for last!