Why did the cookie go to…

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it felt crummy!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »

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Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? Answer: To t...read more »

In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »

Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work!read more »

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Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/19/2007 10:20Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Terminator_T80004/14/2000 13:07I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Step_Brothers_B11/29/2004 02:28Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Construction_Dig04/29/2001 03:20Still digging for more humor!

@I_See_What_You04/27/1995 22:21I see what you did there. Clever!