54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition

In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and the coolest dance move was anything from Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.” It was the year of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, the arrival of The Princess and the Frog, and the time when we all started saying “SQUIRREL!” thanks to Dug the dog.

The 2009 Top 10: The “Blue Skin & Blocks” Hits

1. The Avatar Adventure: Why did the boy paint himself blue before going to the cinema? He wanted to make sure he “fit in” on Pandora.
2. The Minecraft Alpha: Why did the Creeper cross the road? To get to the “other s-s-s-side” before exploding.
3. The Up (Odlot) Logic: Why did Carl Fredricksen bring a fan to his floating house? He wanted to control his “air-mail.”
4. The Ice Age 3 Dinosaur: Why was the T-Rex so bad at playing the Nintendo DS? Because his arms were too short to reach the stylus!
5. The Princess and the Frog: Why did the frog go to the library? He wanted to find out how to “ribbit” (read-it).
6. The Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: Why did the boy bring an umbrella to lunch? He heard the forecast was “meatballs” with a chance of spaghetti.
7. The Night at the Museum 2: Why did the statue go to the doctor? It had a “stiff” neck from standing still all day.
8. The Justin Bieber Fever: Why did the kid bring a compass to the concert? He wanted to find out which way was “One Time.”
9. The Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Why was Greg Heffley so good at dodgeball? Because he spent all his time dodging his chores!
10. The Coraline Mystery: Why did the girl bring extra buttons to school? Just in case she needed an “eye-deal” replacement.

The Full 2009 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that loves to play Minecraft? A “Mine-asaurus.”
12. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had a “byte” taken out of its hard drive.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.