Why did the banana go to…

Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: Because it was a-peeling!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebTV_Viewer07/01/1995 02:49Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Terminator_T80007/19/2013 01:34I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Incredibles_Dash04/01/2012 06:32That was super fast and super funny!

@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/08/2008 15:49This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Lock_Stock_Two11/11/2004 15:52It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan07/23/2007 01:59Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Digimon_Tamer03/17/2004 11:07My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@DragonBall_Z_G03/02/2005 00:11His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Anchorman_Ron10/09/2009 03:36I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.