54 Kids Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Turning Red” Edition

In 2022, the ultimate flex was sharing your green Wordle squares and wearing a suit to watch the Minions. It was the year of Sonic the Hedgehog 2, the debut of the “corn kid” (it has the juice!), and the era when everyone was trying to learn the Wednesday dance routine without blinking.

The 2022 Top 10: The “Panda & Puzzle” Hits

1. The Wordle Logic: Why did the student fail his vocabulary test? Because he could only think of words that were exactly five letters long!
2. The Turning Red Moment: Why did Mei Lee turn into a Red Panda? Because her emotions were just too “un-bear-able”!
3. The Gentleminions Trend: Why did the Minions wear suits to the theater? Because they wanted to look “despicably” handsome for their own movie.
4. The Wednesday Dance: Why did Wednesday Addams go to the disco? To show everyone that “deadly” moves are the best moves.
5. The Corn Kid Spirit: Why is corn so popular in 2022? Because it’s “corn-tastic” and it has the juice!
6. The Sonic 2 Speed: Why did Knuckles get a job at the gym? He wanted to show Sonic that “punch-uations” are more important than speed.
7. The Bad Guys Heist: Why did the Wolf join the choir? Because he wanted to prove he wasn’t “bad”—he just had a “howl-ing” good voice.
8. The Pinocchio (Guillermo del Toro): Why was the wooden boy so good at school? Because he was a “chip” off the old block.
9. The Puss in Boots: The Last Wish: Why did Puss go to the doctor? Because he realized he was on his last life and wanted a “purr-scription” for immortality.
10. The Strange World Adventure: Why did the explorers bring a map to the strange world? Because they didn’t want to get “lost” in the plot.

The Full 2022 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s an expert at Wordle? A “Guess-asaurus.”
12. Why did the tablet go to the dentist? Because its “tooth-paste” app was glitching.
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta (classic never goes out of style).
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the nurse? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems (and not enough green squares).
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing (or it’s Turning Red!).
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice (like the corn!).
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
53. What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
54. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? It was over-booked.