Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Answer: Because it used honeycomb!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the tomato turn red?...
Why did the tomato turn red?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »
51 Kids Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Pokémania” Edition
In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: Because it was a-pee...read more »
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Answer:...
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Answer: Because they might crack up!read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Zootopia” Edition
In 2016, the world was one big scavenger hunt. If you weren't out...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
What do you call a rabbit...
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Answer: A funny bunny...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Answer: ...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
In 2020, the most terrifying phrase was "Your mic is still on!" a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2010 “Minions & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »
53 Kids Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the biggest struggle was making sure your Wii remote str...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Click my banner for more laughs!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
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