What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Answer: Purr-ple!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
What did the big flower say...
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Answer: “Hey, ...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Bug & Pokémania” Edition
In 1999, the ultimate flex was a holographic Charizard card and a...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Google Garage” Edition
In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
Why did the chicken join the...
Why did the chicken join the band?
Answer: He wanted to drum up ...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the party?
Answer: Because it was a-pee...read more »
What do you call a dinosaur...
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
Answer...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
Answer: A labracadabrador!read more »
Why did the pirate go to...
Why did the pirate go to the playground?
Answer: To get some arr...read more »
Why did the clock break up...
Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
Answer: Because it...read more »
What’s orange and sounds like a...
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I should make a game about this joke.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
I choose to believe it’s funny.