Why did the pirate go to…

Why did the pirate go to the playground?
Answer: To get some arrrr and arrrr!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Gopher_Explorer04/03/1996 02:38Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@PowerRanger_Red02/14/2008 06:57It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@SpiceGirls_Fan12/22/2002 05:10Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Simpson_Quotes11/02/2006 02:04D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Ruby_Rhod_Green05/23/2003 04:31Super green! Hilarious!

@Jesus_Quintana04/16/1998 03:24Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Uncle_Rico_9806/10/2010 13:18I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Hansel_So_Hot03/12/2012 15:03That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Anchorman_Ron11/10/1998 23:47I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Best_Viewed_IE409/29/2008 23:04Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!