What do you call a can…

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Answer: A can’t opener!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Answer: “Hey, ...read more »

How do you make a tissue dance? Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »

In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »

What did one wall say to the other wall? Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Answer: ...read more »

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? Answer: It’...read more »

Why do ducks make great detectives? Answer: Because they always ...read more »

In 1999, the ultimate flex was a holographic Charizard card and a...read more »

In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »

In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »

Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby? Answer: Because it was a l...read more »

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Answer...read more »

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Answer: Because he was outst...read more »

In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »

@Tripod_Member07/25/1996 14:14Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@OfficeWorker_9905/30/2001 06:04I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/24/2005 17:26Laughing is as laughing does.

@Zoolander_Derek04/21/2010 03:24What is this? A joke for ants?

@Starship_Troopers04/16/1998 02:20I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Wrestling_Nut03/16/1998 08:20Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Breakfast_Club_B07/13/2001 14:13Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Get_Flash_Player06/19/2001 23:25Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Joe_Cartoon_G07/19/2009 17:16Press the button for more humor!