52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition

In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do “the eyes” and listening to “Yeah!” by Usher on your brand-new iPod Mini. It was the year of The Incredibles, the launch of World of Warcraft, and the era when we all thought that if we just believed hard enough, we could be “Incredigirl” or “Incrediboy.”

The 2004 Top 10: The “Super & Swampy” Hits

1. The Shrek 2 Swagger: Why did Puss in Boots go to the doctor? He had a bad case of “hairballs”… and being too handsome.
2. The Incredibles Logic: Why did Dash fail his school test? Because he finished it so fast, the teacher thought he didn’t even start!
3. The Facebook Launch: Why did the boy put his picture on a literal book? Because he heard “TheFacebook” was the next big thing and wanted to be ahead of the curve.
4. The Motorola Razr: Why did the phone go to the barber? It wanted a “Razr” sharp new look.
5. The SpongeBob Movie: Why did SpongeBob go to Shell City? To prove that he wasn’t just a “kid,” but a “goofy goober” with a plan.
6. The Spider-Man 2 Dilemma: Why did Doc Ock need eight arms? To carry all the groceries his wife asked for after he lost his job.
7. The Mean Girls Vibe: Why don’t we wear pink on Wednesdays? Because Regina George said so, and we don’t want to sit at the “uncool” table.
8. The Shark Tale Moment: Why did the shark become a vegetarian? He heard the movie “Shark Tale” was a comedy and didn’t want to be the “bad guy” anymore.
9. The Lost Mystery: Why did the passengers on the island bring a polar bear? Because even the writers didn’t know why it was there yet!
10. The Polar Express Quest: Why did the boy bring a bell to bed? He wanted to make sure he could still hear the “spirit of Christmas” (and his alarm clock).

The Full 2004 Kids Archive

11. What do you call a dinosaur that’s a great dancer? A “T-Rext-pressionist.”
12. Why did the computer go to the beach? To surf the net and avoid the “blue screen of death.”
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
18. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
19. What do you call a dog that does magic? A Labracadabrador.
20. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
21. What do you call a pile of kittens? A mew-ntain.
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
23. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
25. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
26. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.
27. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
28. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
29. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Zzz-rex.
30. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.
31. What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
32. Why did the spider get a job on the internet? He was a great web designer.
33. What do you call a duck that’s a firecracker? A fire-quacker.
34. Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work over-time.
35. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician.
36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.
37. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
38. Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
39. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.
40. Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed.
41. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
42. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To rattle some bones.
43. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
45. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
46. Why did the boy put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
47. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
48. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
49. What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
51. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
52. Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.