In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail with spectacular flair. It was the year of one film so legendary for its… Read More »34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
You’ll appreciate the logic in this one: She wanted a business partner.
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Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Port
The livestream broadcast losing its audio feed for several seconds every time the massive, rattling window air conditioner in the vestry kicks its compressor into… Read More »2024 Classic: The Window AC Jet Engine
The complete collapse of the classroom economy because you couldn’t safely trade a stick of 0.5mm lead for a bag of potato chips when everyone… Read More »2023 Classic: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
We’ve got AI, we’ve got Maverick, and Messi is the goat. Surely 2023 will be a very calm, settled year. Part of the 74 Observational… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 Optimism
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